Things I Don't Want to Do, Single Guys

I don't want to pee on you.

I don't want to meet your mother.

I don't want to hear your funny story about Comic-Con.

I don't want you to call me "tough guy" sarcastically.

I don't want to go on a second date just to get a hand job.

I don't want to talk about my ex or your ex or your ex-mother in law.

I don't want to cry in front of you.

I don't want to put my head on your shoulder for support.

I don't want to commiserate about bad relationships.

I don't really want to date yet.

That's kind of a buzz kill, isn't it.

I don't want to be a buzz kill.

I'm going to step away from the keyboard now.

Thanks.

:)