Isn't there a Drew Barrymore/Adam Sandler film called 50 FIRST DATES where she's got some weird amnesia where her memory is erased at the end of every day?
I had a light bulb moment last night when I was driving all around LA in mid-afternoon traffic, trying to get from the Westside to Silverlake. I needed something distracting. Then the phrase
50 ONE NIGHT STANDS
popped into my head. I have tried various forms of healing from this relationship. But I haven't yet had 50. I don't know if that's a goal. It seemed like a round number. Smaller than 365 - no pressure of having to have one every day for a year. That seems a little ambitious. And it's more than the few I've had. At least it's a round number I'd be able to remember. I think I've had two or three since the break up.
And what exactly is a one night stand? Does that mean that I had to sleep over? Does it mean it had to happen at night? What about a quick CL blow job? Not that that has EVER happened.
Okay, so definition - to me, a one night stand will constitute a one time sexual experience. Or a sleepover of sexual nature, even when sex didn't occur. Hopefully, these experiences will have taught me something.
I can't believe I'm thinking of writing about my one night stands. Well, that's exactly it. I'm just thinking of it. No pressure. I don't have to do anything now.
I've had some legendary one night stands in my life - no, I won't be writing about those. Those don't count. They taught me different lessons. There are just ones that stay with you for very reasons.
You'll see. I think.
Oh, Jesus.
And if not a person goal, perhaps it could be an idea for a screenplay.
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